Do not Watch-Men

Ever happened to you that you went for a free movie ...i mean for one where the tickets are already purchased by your lady friend and you have to go like "have to" ...... well i did ...last weekend ....it was called "Watchmen"......and for the sake of all the lords of sweet goodness i would say .."what the heck " .....was that a movie ....no it wasnt....it was Something a little short of a filthy combination of an ugly snuff film and a porno movie .....oh ya ..i could see plenty of that chic ready to disrobe at the blink of an eye..... ever wondered how good the sex life of super heroes was ....after seeing the movie i must say "pretty amazing" ....i saw a blue man with "Tilak" who looked like a run away member of the blue man group calling himself god ...Dr.Manhatten i meant .....he's probably the luckiest S.O.B among the Super hero creed....he could get laid and work on fusion reactor simultanioulsy :-)....an amzing of waste of my quality 2 hours which i will never get back in my life .....

Recession Blues.......

The biggest fallout of recession is neither the plummeting Stocks nor the business Bankruptcies.It is the fear that this situation has built in us.I have seen people frantically searching for jobs which have become virtually non existent in the market.The fear of loosing one's dearly held job overnight has created a kind of mass hysteria among people world over.
I see some Colleagues and friends addressing each other with sighs of relief and "thank god you have the job" . Is this the worst or is the worst yet to come.IMF has declared this as the worst economic crisis ever.This has made the policy makers across the world re-think their economic policies.The flag bearers of free trade and fiery supports of globalization are slowly showing signs of protectionism.The "foreign workers are not welcome "sign boards are virtually about to be hung across the business in the world starting with those in the US.This is perhaps the only phenomenon that hasn't spared neither a sector nor a country....probably like death it has not spared any race or creed...neither the rich nor the poor.
Talking of the scenario back in the countries like India where export of Cheap labor in high tech industries like Fabrication and IT is a considerable part of the economy,the growth has almost taken a sudden jolt.With the economy sustaining itself with no growth what so ever.With dwindling opportunity and curbs on software exports to US ..the companies which had seen preposterous growth rates of 30 to 40 % YoY are now feeling the heat....Big IT houses like TCS ,INFOSYS,WIPRO are baring the brunt as their primary market,the US is in very bad shapre.Its no time that they would also come back with policies of layoffs and job cuts .
i hope tomorrow i can still face the mirror and say "thank God i have my Job for the day ".....

Raju Ban gaya ConMan

Here is my 2 Cents on the Largest Corporate Scam that hit India in the last week....

Raju(Ramalinga) Raju(Rama) sat on a Wall
Raju Raju had a great fall
the markets died, investors cried ,SEBI says they will tried
Raju Raju sat on a Wall


Another one .....

Raju Raju ;Yes SEBI
Doing Fraud ; No SEBI
Telling Lies ; No SEBI
Open your Balance Sheets ; Ha..Ha..Ha

Jokes apart my prayers for all my fellow IT professionals in that company ...hope everything comes to normal very soon...

2008 !!! Wow..the year that was

Sitting in the same chair about the same time an year ..i was writing my last blog for the Year 2007 : here http://saivishnubhatla.blogspot.com/2007/12/2007-wow.html :

The year 2008 has been a great one too...

Had a great time Traveling across Continents and cities (Basel -Singapore-Bangkok-Manila-Shanghai) and icing on the cake was to be india at right time to attend a family re-union....

The year was ofcourse marred with very sad incidents like Blasts and terror strikes and loss of some friends ...my prayers for those...but we shall allook forward at 2009 to be very eventful and full of Happiness and peace ...

Here's wishing you all a very happy new year and eventful 2009...

Cheers......

India Bleeds as the Shamless Government Watches..

Nov 28 : In what can only be termed as "barbaric" and "dastardly", terrorists have again struck mumbai ,the heart and pride of india.A very well coordinated and executed plan resulted in death toll over 125 innocent people including high ranking police officers and Civilians .My deepest condolences with the people who lost their near and ear ones. what is the government doing and why did mr.Deshmukc resign.No i dont want him to resign..i want him to stay and answer my questions.Why was the police constable carrying a 303 enfield rifle (they are of World war-1 legacy) when the terrorists have access to MP5 and Kaleshnikovs.How can any one feel secure as my coast guard and navy were fast asleep when over 200Kg of TNT and 10 Merchants of Death sailed into my own land unnoticed. Come sir please wake up.We dont want statements of refrain from you ,we want action.Its time you react ...

Joy......What is it

8:45 PM on a friday ...working our A** off to meet some deadlines and trying our best to avoid weekend work ....
Apurv was not in his general moods....his girlfriend was getting married to some one else (intelligent girl :-)).
i go to him and ask ....whats the matters.....
He raises his head in a total filmy style ..murmers some of those "Iam lost in love looser" dialogues ....then suddenly raising his voice pitch,slams the desk and says "what is joy....i demand to know ..what ...what is Joy"...
i was like "erm ..what"..."joy"....
...pat came the reply ...

"thats how the bengalis pronounce Jai" ..

hehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehe .... :-)

PJJJJ.....

What would be the tagline of the new Hajmola candy exclusively for ladies ....

"Pachhna ae haseeno ".......

heheheheheheheeh.........................................