Joy......What is it

8:45 PM on a friday ...working our A** off to meet some deadlines and trying our best to avoid weekend work ....
Apurv was not in his general moods....his girlfriend was getting married to some one else (intelligent girl :-)).
i go to him and ask ....whats the matters.....
He raises his head in a total filmy style ..murmers some of those "Iam lost in love looser" dialogues ....then suddenly raising his voice pitch,slams the desk and says "what is joy....i demand to know ..what ...what is Joy"...
i was like "erm ..what"..."joy"....
...pat came the reply ...

"thats how the bengalis pronounce Jai" ..

hehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehe .... :-)

PJJJJ.....

What would be the tagline of the new Hajmola candy exclusively for ladies ....

"Pachhna ae haseeno ".......

heheheheheheheeh.........................................

Mein aur meri tanhayi ....

mein aur meri tanhayi ....
Aksar baatein kartey hai ....
toh log pooch tey hai ...
yeh STD hai ya local ...

wah wah wah ...

They are all around us .....

"Dude ....i must have eaten like 3 dosas by now....and thats odd"
"Hmm...so whats the whole point here .......he said"
My stomach aches a little ..thats the whole point....i said with "what !! " face .....
"Wait a minute .....i ate 4 ...thats even ....but my stomach does not ache....see its not about even or odd number of dosas.... its just that your stomach`s screwed."

aaahh....gawddddd .....iam gone now ....enough of this ......